I have decided to retire. For those who know me in real life, please feel free to text or email me should you need me or just want to talk. Thank you! Au revoir.
wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA
What kind of car should I get now?
My car is totaled.
No? I have to stay awake? Darn.
No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle....
adamusprime: I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal. I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build. I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke. I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach. What am I?